My new second-favourite brilliant but cancelled show, Better Off Ted
| Linda: | My brother smashed up my car and I need five thousand dollars to get it fixed. The company said that they wouldn't advance it to me unless I agreed to carry a cloned orangutan to term. |
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| Phil: | I wouldn't do it. Orangutan arms are so long, they poke out way before the rest of them. For the last two weeks of the pregnancy, they'll be picking up everything you drop. |
